[zilla_likes] I’m not badly off with the women. I like them and some like me. The problem is, though, that I want all of them to like me. And I believe that can happen if I owned a guitar. In my mind, I see myself walking around campus with an acoustic guitar slung around my […]
My Bloody Valentine
[zilla_likes] In 2013, I had an opportunity to kiss a girl. I know this might sound like I had never kissed a girl before but that isn’t the case. I had a crush on this girl for the longest time. And when I say crush, I mean a borderline psychotic obsession. Creepy behavior, if I […]
A Shaggy Dog Story
My dog breaks my heart as I watch old age drain the life out of her. She’s a girl, my dog, but she’s no bitch. She goes by Tommy. And Tommy is 10 now – 66 in dog years.
Flu and Sniffles
[zilla_likes] The July cold is wrathful and wants us all to die from colds. Thick dark clouds form above us but they don’t threaten us, not even one bit. They’ve been gathering for a month now, with heavy rain threatening to descend upon us. But nothing. They’re empty threats. Blank shots. We don’t even carry […]
How to Survive Social Media: A Guide
[zilla_likes] Believe deep in your heart that social media was made for you, that it is yours and you deserve it. Believe that the world revolves around you and that your followers care. Your mantra should be: PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ME. Also believe that you directly influence your followers’ lives, that you inspire them and […]